Cartman says, "I'll kick you in the nnuttsssss". | I wish Teleportation was a reality. | Steve Jobs' a greedy bastard. Bill Gates is the man! | Kyle's mom's a bitch! | If Mexicans speak Spanish, then why was their president named "Fox," instead of "Zorro"? | I hate being bound to things, people and places. | If love was everyhing, Satan would've been outta business long time ago. | I'm going to a reading at the Church of Satan. Wanna come? | Got testicular fortitude? | How can you make a point without using a fucking curse word? | Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity... right? | Nobody will ever know anyone. | Kiss, hug, back bite, suck, lie, fuck... but don't drink or eat pork. Stay Muslim! | I love to smile when I'm sad. | I'd rather be an unknown in a free world than a celebrity in the third world. | Wishlist Item #17: Move to Japan for two years and teach English there. | Why do people kill people to show people that killing people is not right? | I don't speak Spanish, I'm not Mexican. | "Bend it like Beckham"... sounds like a gay porno flick to me! | To all my niggas out there: keep it real son! F'shizzle. | Wishlist Item #4: Visit every country in the world and snap a million photos. | Screw the community. Individualism rules! | Me loves my beef patties... | There isn't anything more absurd than killing people in the name of religion. | Nigga' pleeeease! | I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow. How's that? | Stewie says, "the only reason we die, is because we accept it as inevitability". | You have the right to freedom of speech until it offends somebody. Posted in none . Last modified on July 15, 2007 3:19 AM