I've just made the dreaded mistake of reading the Daily News, and just like any normal person it has disturbed me. I mean where else would you find a frontpage story about a group of parents who got maced at their fifth-graders graduation ceremony... the reason: the guards were trying to stop them from entering a hall already over-crowded. What is this... did nothing else happen worth mentioning anywhere in the world?

In other news the paper found worth mentioning... a propaganda editorial about how unpopular the Iranian Mullahs are in their country, along with a cartoon of them holding swords; Daily News' favorite Jew Mr. Zev Chafets advising Uncle Sam not to help the Iraqis rebuilt their contry (analogy: hit some on the highway and then run away so that ur insurance won't have to pay for it!). No wonder the guys over at South Park Studios would name an Alien race that controlled media everywhere in the Universe as the "drunken perverted bastard" Joozians (with added Australian accents too!). They probably read DN's online edition from their studio in LA. LOL.

The only think that was pleasant to my head was... "The Sopranos are going to get a sixth season"... great!

[The paper was from the day before yesterday. Today's one would have read the same anyway.]