My sun sign galaxy Sagittarius is being eaten away by the stupid galaxy that I exist in, the Milky Way. I just read about it and now I am wondering what would happen to my astrological forecasts once my galaxy is gone. I guess I am fucked for life.

And what's this... according to the same article scientists weren't even sure about Sagittarius' existence until 1994. What the hell! why is it always me? :(