ZUG just made me laugh a little today after a long time. It was actually these funny prank conversations between John Hargrave and people related to those assholes who are suing people for sharing music, like RIAA, Apple iTunes and even a few record labels. The conversations are supposed to be taking place between a guy who has just downloaded some songs for free over the net and is afraid he's going to get sued. The one I found funniest of all was the one with the Apple support line. Here's a sample...

APPLE: Hi, thanks for calling Apple. My name is Abraham. Do you have your serial number handy?
JH: No.
APPLE: Okay, I can help you find it. Is your computer up and running now?
JH: Yes.
APPLE: What color is the apple in the top left corner? Is it blue?
JH: I don't see an apple.
APPLE: In the top-left corner, the apple? Is it blue, or multi-colored?
JH: Right, there's no apple.
APPLE: In the very top-left corner?
JH: I know which corner is the top-left. There's no apple there.
APPLE: What do you see?
JH: I see a piece of paper with an E.
APPLE: Which screen are you looking at?
JH: My computer screen.
APPLE: No, I mean, what does your screen say?
JH: It says "Larger Balls and Penis, More Satisfaction."
APPLE: I'm sorry?
JH: I think I'm in e-mail. I keep getting these dirty ads in my Windows e-mail. Do you know how to turn them off?
APPLE: What kind of computer is this? Do you have an Apple?
JH: No, it's an IBM.

[See the whole thing here.]