Ok, this just made me laugh a little. So I'll share it...

A few months back I added a couple of slightly laughable definitions of name of people I didn't like into theUrbanDictionary. Alot of people do it, but some people get really creative about it. So when today I went in to check the definitions of "little green footballs" and wanted to recommend a couple of idiotic ones for deletion (anyone can do that) I found one of their new features: letting users approve and disapprove suggested definitions for deletion. You do 5, hit the button and they give you five more... until you get tired of it. I've been doing it for 15 minutes already and it's hell'a'fun. I call it the "Stay Go" game, where you find the funniest, most offensive, most inaccurate, weirdest or sickest definitions to words, name or anything at UrbanDictionary. Here's some interesting definitions that I've found so far:

retarded
1. Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush
Ex. The president is retarded

Woman
can't live with them, can't shoot them in the head.

i love you
The "three little words" that get girl to take off their clothes.
Useful to get chicks prepared for any painful or degrading sexual practises.

Ireland
A country, unlike Scotland, that is to drunk to fight the fucking Brits, instead they fight themselves.
Ex. After a hard night of drinking: 'Top of the mornin' to yah (belch)'

chocolate
A substance that makes your girl's ass and thighs really fat when the bitch won't stop eating it.
Ex. God dammit put the chocolate down!

Note: My game name comes from the name of the tools filename 'staygo.php'. It refers to the definitions being deleted from or kept in the dictionary.

Posted in Worthless on April 30, 2004 8:28 PM