Dear Dane Cook,

I can't believe that HBO would air your "comedy" special that is so unfunny that it made me, a very irregular blogger, get out of bed and just tell you how unfunny you actually are. I can't believe that the MySpace generation actually finds your lame jokes funny (I guess high emo kids find any shit funny). I also can't believe the amount of work the sound editor had to do, adding all those fake laugh tracks. I actually feel sorry for that poor soul.

You fucking suck,
Haydur

P.S. The five minutes that I spent tuned to your show, I was those 5 minutes of my life back. Now.